Steakhouse · $$$$
Millionaire Steakhouse
Your steak has a better portfolio than you.
4.935–45 min (pretend)
Menu
Fictional food, familiar-style prices.
24K Gold Tomahawk
Comes with a certificate of authenticity.
$68.00
Portfolio Porterhouse
Appreciates while you chew.
$52.00
Vintage Cola, 1987
A very good year for cola.
$3.50
Truffle Air
Just the smell. Bottled.
$12.00