
Steakhouse · $$$$
Millionaire Steakhouse
Your steak has a better portfolio than you.
4.935–45 min (pretend)
Menu
Fictional food, familiar-style prices.

24K Gold Tomahawk
Comes with a certificate of authenticity.
$68.00 · 971,429 µBIT

Portfolio Porterhouse
Appreciates while you chew.
$52.00 · 742,858 µBIT

Vintage Cola, 1987
A very good year for cola.
$3.50 · 50,000 µBIT

Truffle Air
Just the smell. Bottled.
$12.00 · 171,429 µBIT