Wings · $$
Regret Tomorrow Hot Wings
Enjoy tonight. Apologize later.
4.420–30 min (pretend)
Menu
Fictional food, familiar-style prices.
Wing of Poor Choices
9,000,000 Scoville. Signed waiver included.
$16.00
Mild Regret Tenders
Only slightly regrettable.
$14.00
Tomorrow's Problem Fries
Loaded with everything. Everything.
$8.00
Antacid (Sincerely Recommended)
Our best-selling item.
$3.00