Desserts · $$
Sugar Criminals
Wanted in 14 states for sweetness.
4.810 min (pretend)
Menu
Fictional food, familiar-style prices.
Felony Glazed Donut
Legally we can't say what's in the glaze.
$4.00
Grand Theft Cakepop
Stolen from a better bakery.
$4.00
Racketeering Sundae
Three scoops of organized crime.
$12.00
Contraband Churros
Smuggled across state lines.
$6.00