Japanese · $$$
Sushi.exe
Rolls compiled fresh. No bugs, only fish.
4.925–35 min (pretend)
Menu
Fictional food, familiar-style prices.
Segfault Salmon Roll
Crashes your taste buds, gracefully.
$17.00
404 Tuna Not Found
Ordered it. It never arrived. 10/10.
$19.00
Recursive Ramen
The bowl contains a smaller bowl.
$16.00
Miso Soup v2.0
Now with 40% fewer bugs.
$5.00