Sushi.exe
Japanese · $$$
Rolls compiled fresh. No bugs, only fish.
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Segfault Salmon Roll
Crashes your taste buds, gracefully.
U$64
404 Tuna Not Found
Ordered it. It never arrived. 10/10.
U$52
Recursive Ramen
The bowl contains a smaller bowl.
U$33
Miso Soup v2.0
Now with 40% fewer bugs.
U$12
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