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Sushi.exe signature food

Japanese · $$$

Sushi.exe

Rolls compiled fresh. No bugs, only fish.

4.925–35 min (pretend)

Guest play1,000 µBIT≈ $0.0700

Fictional food, familiar-style prices.

  • Segfault Salmon Roll

    Crashes your taste buds, gracefully.

    $17.00 · 242,858 µBIT

  • 404 Tuna Not Found

    Ordered it. It never arrived. 10/10.

    $19.00 · 271,429 µBIT

  • Recursive Ramen

    The bowl contains a smaller bowl.

    $16.00 · 228,572 µBIT

  • Miso Soup v2.0

    Now with 40% fewer bugs.

    $5.00 · 71,429 µBIT