
Mexican · $
Taco Chaos
Structural integrity not guaranteed.
4.615–25 min (pretend)
Menu
Fictional food, familiar-style prices.

Load-Bearing Taco
One bite from total collapse.
$6.00 · 85,715 µBIT

Chaos Quesadilla
Fillings chosen by dice roll.
$11.00 · 157,143 µBIT

Salsa of Uncertainty
Mild or nuclear. You find out.
$3.00 · 42,858 µBIT

Burrito the Size of Regret
Requires two hands and a plan.
$16.00 · 228,572 µBIT