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Taco Chaos
Structural integrity not guaranteed.
4.615–25 min (pretend)
Menu
Fictional food, familiar-style prices.
Load-Bearing Taco
One bite from total collapse.
$6.00
Chaos Quesadilla
Fillings chosen by dice roll.
$11.00
Salsa of Uncertainty
Mild or nuclear. You find out.
$3.00
Burrito the Size of Regret
Requires two hands and a plan.
$16.00